Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...