You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...