Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Top10 Viagra Slogans.
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The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...