You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...