May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...