A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.