Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...