Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...