A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...