Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....