Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...