Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...