I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Lollihops!
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I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...