Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...