Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...