Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...