What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Kneesles
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On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
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Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.