A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...