What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.