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Dating
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HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
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Tilt Steering
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A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
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Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
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