The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...