Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...