Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...