Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...