Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...