Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
mosquito and a fly
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Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...