Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
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Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
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The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...