Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
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Bird jokes 04
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The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...