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Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
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A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
One Dollar
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10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
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Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...