Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...