Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...