An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Car Acronyms
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Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...