What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Student Bloopers – Part II!
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Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Murphy’s work laws
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What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.