New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...