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Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
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Jump out of the plane
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Can I take his place?
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Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Blonde quickies 181-200
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