What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...