Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...