Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...