Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...