What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...