Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...