How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...