Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...