Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...