Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...