Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...