Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...