What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...