HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....