What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Real opcodes
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Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...