Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....