Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...